{"id":35533,"date":"2021-09-22T23:57:26","date_gmt":"2021-09-23T03:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dougbardwell.com\/db\/?p=35533"},"modified":"2021-09-24T21:19:00","modified_gmt":"2021-09-25T01:19:00","slug":"where-you-sit-makes-a-big-difference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dougbardwell.com\/db\/where-you-sit-makes-a-big-difference\/","title":{"rendered":"Where you sit makes a big difference"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>A soliloquy about the pleasurable Toto S550e bidet seat<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8570-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Toto Washlet+ S550e bidet seat with remote control mounted to adjacent vanity cabinet\" class=\"wp-image-35543\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Let me tell you the short story of how a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.totousa.com\/washlet-s550e-contemporary-elongated-with-ewater\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Toto S550e Washlet<\/a> bidet seat has become my favorite bathroom accessory in just the last 30 days. But, this tale started some time ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"307\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Taiwan-distance-1.jpg?resize=700%2C307&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Distance from Strongsville, OH to Taiwan\n\" class=\"wp-image-35548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Taiwan-distance-1.jpg 700w, https:\/\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Taiwan-distance-1-480x211.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) 700px, 100vw\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Can you imagine, being 7,699 miles from home and finding a toilet in your hotel room that had more buttons than your first car?&nbsp; That was my first encounter with a wonderfully comfortable Toto bidet seat in Taiwan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not being able to read Mandarin, I had to play with each button to see what it would do. I have to admit it, I was fascinated by this device, and looked forward to returning to the hotel each evening. Travel writers really do get to enjoy all sorts of things. Between this and the hot springs mineral baths, this was a relaxing press trip like none before. But, I digress&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fast forward, and that luxury that made such an impression on me is now in my home. We planned to remodel our guest bath, so it was the perfect time to upgrade an old worn-out toilet and seat, along with adding a new luxury vinyl floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Being a former carpenter, I installed the flooring, but called on a friend who is a professional plumber to install the toilet and new Washlet seat. After the install, he explained that I could have certainly done the install myself, but I have a tendency to strip threads and overtighten things, so I\u2019ve sworn off even trying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Toto washlet install timelapse\" width=\"1080\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r5zjywvcsvY?feature=oembed\"  allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The install of the seat took less than an hour and went without a hitch. The Washlet S550e is available in two styles, contemporary (the one I chose) and classic (with a molded edge design on the lid). This is an elongated seat for elongated toilets and it\u2019s a perfect match to our Toto Drake toilet. It\u2019s also the perfect seat for our guest bathroom, because even if used by our grandchildren, the lid closes automatically after each use.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8549-1-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Toto Washlet S550e bidet seat on Toto Drake elongated toilet\n\" class=\"wp-image-35545\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprising to most guests is that even before they can reach for the lid, a hidden sensor detects when someone walks in, then turns on a nightlight and raises the lid automatically.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"TOTO auto opening bidet lid\" width=\"1080\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ngYMK4aYFA4?feature=oembed\"  allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If a man wants to use the toilet in the standing position, he can either touch a button on top of the included remote, to raise the seat as well, or he can raise the seat manually.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In either case, when leaving the bathroom, the seat and the lid will also close automatically. This keeps the room looking neat all the time. But, so much for the bathroom looking good \u2013 let\u2019s talk performance and benefits. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Features of the Washlet seat<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"WASHLET S550e Remote Functionality\" width=\"1080\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bEa9PvNUwbs?feature=oembed\"  allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As mentioned, as you approach, the seat lid will rise, but also under the seat, a pre-mist of ewater disinfectant is sprayed inside the bowl. \u201cewater\u201d is short for electrolyzed water that aids hygiene by making waste less likely to stick, and preventing the need for harsh chemical cleanings. The bowl actually lights up during this process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8547-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"ewater being produced by Toto Washlet+\n\" class=\"wp-image-35538\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As soon as you sit, a deodorizer starts, pulling air from the bowl through a filter on the side of the unit, and continues to run for about 60 seconds after you stand up again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8572-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35539\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The first feature I noticed in Taiwan was the heated seat which was so much nicer than sitting on a cold plastic seat in wintertime. Actually, this Toto Washlet seat offers five selectable temperatures (82 \u2013 97\u00b0F) as well as \u201cOff\u201d so you can be toastier in winter than summer if you like. Trust me, this is as great as heated seats in your car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The illuminated remote allows memorizes settings for two people, and each can select their preference for seat temperature, cleansing water temperature, and dryer temperature. More on those in a minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While the remote can certainly be handheld, if your house is like mine, where remotes end up in the strangest places, you\u2019ll want to take advantage of the magnetic mounting cradle that can be attached conveniently adjacent to the seat. There\u2019s even a template that can be mounted behind the bracket that gives definition to all the symbols on the remote. This is helpful to guests using the seat for the first time. I wish there had been one of these in Taiwan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8558-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35540\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Water temperature can be set in five temperature increments from lukewarm to very warm (86 \u2013 104\u00b0F), as well as \u201cOff\u201d. The water supply comes from a Tee fitting attached to your standard cold water supply line, so unheated will be whatever ambient temperature your tap water is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As you follow the simple instructions to set up your remote, you\u2019ll also get options for Auto Energy Saver settings \u2013 from shutting down at predetermined times (like when no one is home) or times of infrequent use. As a matter of fact, just about every control can be customized through the \u201cManual settings\u201d function on the remote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Pressing all the buttons<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Once you\u2019ve picked your ideal temperature, the real fun begins. Which button should I choose?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Running down the remote, the first button is \u201cStop\u201d which terminates any other button. Standing up will also stop any action, as the built-in weight sensor needs to be engaged for the body cleansing functions to work. (Note: very small children may not weigh enough to actuate the sensor.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8567-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35541\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Next button is the rear cleansing function for both men and women.&nbsp; The first press delivers a forceful stream while a second press changes to a soft steam which Toto describes as \u201ccleanses your rear with a soft embracing water flow.\u201d&nbsp; Nice, huh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next one down is the front cleansing settings for women, again with two pressure settings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Below those is the dryer button, which bathes your rear with a steady stream of warm air. This uses the last of those three aforementioned temperature settings. Settings here are from low to high (95 \u2013 140\u00b0F), but no need for an \u201cOff\u201d setting, as drying is optional &#8211; only if you want it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The moving buttons come next. If you want, the wand that sprays the water can oscillate back and forth during the cleansing. Pressing it once starts the oscillation, and the second time stops the oscillation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8568-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Toto Washlet+ S550e remote control\" class=\"wp-image-35547\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The next button offers the option of \u201cpulsating cleansing\u201d where the pressure alternates from strong to soft. So many choices!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Last of the center buttons is the Wand Clean button.&nbsp; Mine is set to auto clean each time I use it, but this can be used to manually wash it again if need be. I\u2019ve never found the need, but it\u2019s there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Under all those are two \u201cswipe\u201d buttons to further adjust water pressure or wand position.&nbsp; The top one makes for a more forceful spray by swiping right and the bottom one moves the stationery wand more to the front by swiping left or more to the rear by swiping right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8564-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35542\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At the very bottom are two human figures with the numbers 1 and 2. If you\u2019ve stored your favorite settings, here\u2019s where you\u2019ll select your number, either 1 or 2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Wrapping it up<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/Toto-Washlet-S550e-8553-900x600.jpg?resize=900%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35544\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When we installed the unit, I was expecting to enjoy using it on a daily basis, and it hasn\u2019t disappointed me at all. It certainly aids hygiene immensely, while saving dozens of trees. No joke, toilet paper lasts four times longer than without a bidet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve used a couple of other brands, and this is by far a superior unit, both from the functions available and the control available from the remote unit. As I mentioned, it\u2019s only been installed for 30 days now, but with Toto\u2019s experience and reputation for quality, I expect to enjoy it for years to come.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To learn more about the unit, you can <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.totousa.com\/filemanager_uploads\/product_assets\/SpecSheet\/SS-01333_SW3056-SW3054.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">see the one I ordered here<\/a> (SKU SW3056T40#01) and <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.totousa.com\/filemanager_uploads\/product_assets\/SpecSheet\/SS-01333_SW3056-SW3054.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">download a full spec sheet of the unit here.<\/a> If you have time and love options to choose from, feel free to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.totousa.com\/products\/washlet\">go here and see Toto\u2019s 260 different bidet seat\/toilet combinations<\/a> available to choose from. A less head-spinning choice would be to visit your authorized Toto showroom and have them help select the best model for your needs. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.totousa.com\/find-a-showroom\">You can find your closest Toto showroom here.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-ugb-divider ugb-divider ugb-399a630 ugb-divider--v2 ugb-divider--design-basic ugb-main-block\"><div class=\"ugb-inner-block\"><div class=\"ugb-block-content\"><hr class=\"ugb-divider__hr\"\/><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Correction 9\/24\/21: I originally mentioned Washlet+, when in fact my unit is a Washlet. Hyperlinks have been updated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-ugb-divider ugb-divider ugb-0975a55 ugb-divider--v2 ugb-divider--design-basic ugb-main-block\"><div class=\"ugb-inner-block\"><div class=\"ugb-block-content\"><hr class=\"ugb-divider__hr\"\/><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"756\" height=\"308\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Dougs-Bio-8-20.jpg?resize=756%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Doug Bardwell bio\" class=\"wp-image-35305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Dougs-Bio-8-20.jpg 756w, https:\/\/dougbardwell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Dougs-Bio-8-20-480x196.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(min-width: 0px) and (max-width: 480px) 480px, (min-width: 481px) 756px, 100vw\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-ugb-divider ugb-divider ugb-608b9c8 ugb-divider--v2 ugb-divider--design-basic ugb-main-block\"><div class=\"ugb-inner-block\"><div class=\"ugb-block-content\"><hr class=\"ugb-divider__hr\"\/><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Disclosure:&nbsp; Toto provided me with an S550e so we could evaluate and do this review. Opinions, however, are and always will be strictly our own.<\/em><\/p>\n<style class=\"advgb-styles-renderer\">.ugb-399a630 hr.ugb-divider__hr{background-color:#0693e3 !important;height:3px !important;width:33% !important;margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important}.ugb-0975a55 hr.ugb-divider__hr{background-color:#0693e3 !important;height:3px !important;width:100% !important;margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important}.ugb-608b9c8 hr.ugb-divider__hr{background-color:#0693e3 !important;height:3px !important;width:100% !important;margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important}<\/style>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The perfect blend of comfort, hygiene, and convenience for your bathroom. 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