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<\/a><\/p>\nGiven that there so many bed and breakfasts out there, pure probability tells us that some of them surely must be sub-par.\u00a0 And if you\u2019re a frequent traveler, you know that to be true from experience.<\/p>\n
But just what defines a bad B & B?\u00a0 Here we explore 5 tell tale signs and help you learn how to avoid them.<\/p>\n
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- It\u2019s Not Clean<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
First and foremost, any place you lay your head should be impeccably clean.\u00a0 Just because the building that houses your hotel is a Victorian mansion doesn\u2019t mean it should be any less clean than a high-end corporate hotel.<\/p>\n
Cobwebs, dust and stains are not part of the charm no matter how you look at it.\u00a0 We all love history in a hotel, but that shouldn\u2019t include the evidence of past guests or years of bad maintenance.\u00a0 When you first enter the room, do a cursory inspection to make sure the condition is up to your standards.\u00a0 You won\u2019t enjoy your stay if you\u2019re concerned with your health and safety.<\/p>\n
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- The Food is Mediocre<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
Food and drink are an important part of the Bed and Breakfast experience \u2013 it\u2019s right there in the name.\u00a0 Given that you chose to stay in a place that serves a home-cooked breakfast, you probably expect the food to be of a high quality.\u00a0 You certainly don\u2019t expect boring fare churned out in the style of a cafeteria.<\/p>\n
A good B & B offers cuisine that\u2019s a cut above your standard hotel continental breakfast.\u00a0 The best ones serve memorable meals that clearly show that great thought, effort and ingredients have gone into your food.\u00a0 Because you\u2019re on vacation, you should also look for places that serve dishes with local inspiration \u2013 the flavors and ingredients should reflect where you are.\u00a0 Sorry, but bland scrambled eggs and toast just don\u2019t cut it.<\/p>\n
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- Surly Service<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
Why is it that people seem to be willing to put up with less than stellar service at independent hotels?\u00a0 Just because there\u2019s not a corporate manager ruling over reception doesn\u2019t mean that it shouldn\u2019t be excellent.\u00a0 Whether the person checking you in is the elderly man who owns the place or a college-aged seasonal employee, you should always be greeted with warm hospitality.<\/p>\n
In fact, your welcome and service should be even more personal than it would be at a large hotel chain.\u00a0 The mark of a great B & B is the juxtaposition of modern accommodations and old-fashioned service.\u00a0 Anything less and you might as well stay at the featureless motel up the road. \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- It\u2019s a Time Machine<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
It\u2019s lovely to stay in a place that, in some ways, makes you feel like you\u2019re stepping back in time.\u00a0 Many of the best bed and breakfasts are housed in gorgeous old homes that have a rich history.\u00a0 That sense of the home\u2019s past is a big part of what makes it special.\u00a0 But there are certain aspects of your accommodations that should not harken back to another era.\u00a0 You might love antiques, but you also adore the internet.<\/p>\n
Look for lodging that offers both history and modern convenience together.\u00a0 There\u2019s no reason why your historical hotel should not also have complimentary wifi, a modern television with cable or a secure safe.\u00a0 You shouldn\u2019t have to pay for these features either – most people now consider them to be basic necessities.\u00a0 Old-world charm does not include eating through your phone\u2019s monthly data plan in one weekend.<\/p>\n
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- There\u2019s Nothing Special<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
This one is hard to put your finger on, but it matters just as much as the others.\u00a0 When you stay in an independent hotel, it\u2019s probably because you\u2019re looking for something unique \u2013 otherwise you\u2019d just have booked a room at the Holiday Inn.\u00a0 That\u2019s why you should pass up places that don\u2019t seem to offer guests a distinctive experience.\u00a0 If the d\u00e9cor is nondescript, the food unremarkable and the general impression lackluster, what\u2019s the point?<\/p>\n
Instead, find a place that has its own character and gives you something special to be excited about.\u00a0 Maybe they have a fancy cocktail hour, a gorgeous library or a sparkling pool.\u00a0 Whatever it is, it should be something that\u2019s unique to their hotel and will make your stay even more fun and memorable.<\/p>\n
The next time you\u2019re planning a trip and looking for a truly special place to stay, keep these 5 warning signs in mind.\u00a0 Chances are you don\u2019t get too much time to travel, so you really want to get the most out of every part of your vacation.<\/p>\n
While bad accommodations can easily ruin a trip, the right bed and breakfast can turn a simple weekend away to an enchanted and unforgettable experience.<\/p>\n
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<\/a>Jay Deratany is a human rights activist, attorney, screenwriter, movie producer and hotelier.\u00a0 He also recently restored and reopened The Kirby Hotel on of the best of <\/em>Saugatuck MI hotels<\/em><\/a> in the heart of Michigan\u2019s beautiful Art Coast. Jay was inspired to revamp the old house after shooting an independent film there and seeing its amazing potential.\u00a0 To learn more, visit <\/em>The Kirby Hotel<\/em><\/a> or connect with Jay on <\/em>Google+.<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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There\u2019s nothing as wonderful as the charm and personal service of a great B & B or small boutique hotel.\u00a0 By the same token, there\u2019s nothing quite as bad as a shoddy one. Given that there so many bed and breakfasts out there, pure probability tells us that some of them surely must be sub-par.\u00a0 And if you\u2019re a frequent traveler, you know that to be true from experience. But just what defines a bad B & B?\u00a0 Here we explore 5 tell tale signs and help you learn how to avoid them. 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